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When will Apple fix its cloud?

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May 11, 20093 mins

Apple may be the hippest, most innovative company in history, but its cloud offering stinks

Itโ€™s no secret that Iโ€™m not exactly Appleโ€™s most loyal fan.ย But Iโ€™m a fair guy.ย I give credit where credit is due, and when I slam something the object of that criticism deserves it.ย Like me.com, for example. The ideas behind me.com are fantastic, but the execution blows. Letโ€™s take a look at what me.com promises.

1. โ€œEmail, contacts, and calendars. In sync everywhere you go.โ€

This is the hook that sucked me in. Do I trust Apple with all my contacts? I guess so. Trust isnโ€™t really my issue. Me and my fellow me.com users have continual issues with the sync actually working. This falls under the category of a great feature โ€” when it works.

2. โ€œWorks with the applications you already use.โ€

Should read โ€œWorks with the Apple applications that Apple loves to think you all already useโ€ โ€” which, alas, is not true for anyone. It doesnโ€™t work with common applications you likely use every day at home and in the office. All of my e-mail, for example, is hosted Gmail; I havenโ€™t used the Apple mail app in years. There is some limited capability to integrate, but Appleโ€™s trying to herd you toward its corral. Open up your API, you misers, so developers can integrate with all the fantastic applications available on Macs today.

3. โ€œMe.com. Your desktop everywhere.โ€

Sounds amazing, right? It is โ€ฆ when it works. I have a blazingly fast connection at home and work, and still I have latency and connectivity issues. Thatโ€™s just not acceptable to customers who travel for business or need to retrieve that file they left on their home computer after pulling another all-nighter for their multinational corporation (hint, hint).

Those are my three biggest beefs with Appleโ€™s claims. This shouldnโ€™t be just about what I think โ€” letโ€™s give Apple constructive criticism on the companyโ€™s cloud services so that we can use them consistently without error or issue. First tip, Stevie, if youโ€™re listening: Add a feedback mechanism to your cloud offerings, a la IdeaScale. It would be nice to see some user recommendations included in the next update.

Iโ€™m still looking for this blog to be more interactive. Open discussion on me.comโ€™s flaws starts here. Please use your comment to share your me.com trials, tribulations, and potential work-arounds for the issues that all users of Appleโ€™s first cloud offering are suffering from. Maybe we can get this floater improved into something we can use.ย  Hell, Iโ€™d be willing to pay a higher annual if the damn thing would just work right.